It would be all too conventional to see the first homepage blog post to be about site updates and launch excitement.  Eh... nobody cares about that blog post.  It's cliche and routine.

But it's good for you like your veggies.

Oh what's that?  You like carrots?  Good for you.  Me too.

You see all those links up the side and are thinking to yourself, "What the h... I know what a playlist is, but that's it..."  This website is like shopping at Spag's.  It's a whole lot of whats-this and whats-that.  Go click-happy.  I'm not going to tell you what a colloquium is.

All I can say is...

Join The Flock.  Get fed by The Feed.  Raid the Colloquium.  Comment on everything.  Go crazy. 

It's original.  It's Harlem 6.  You already know.